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HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT YOU ABOUT THE NEWEST MEMBER OF MY FAMILY???NO?THEN LET ME TELL U ABOUT HIM..................

DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS????ANY GUESSES???OK I'M GONNA TELL YOU..........HE IS MY PET PUPPY,ORRIE.I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH!!!!!!I GOT HIM AS A GIFT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!SO HAPPY I WAS THEN!!!!!!HE IS THE CUTEST LITTLE THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!HE MEANS A LOT TO ME!!!WELL,IF U HAVE A QUICK LOOK AT HIM NOW YOU MAY THINK THAT HE IS A SILENT,WELL-MANNERED LITTLE PUPPY WHO ALWAYS LISTENS TO HIS MISTRESS..........BUT EARLIER ON HE WAS A NAUGHTY,ILL-MANNERED & A DISOBEDIENT PUP!!!!WHEN WE FIRST BROUGHT HIM TO OUR HOME SWEET HOME...........HE BECAME THIRSTY SO I GAVE HIM A BOWL OF WATER.....THEN HE DRANK IT......NOW HE BECAME HUNGRY..........HE HAD SOME MILK & BISCUITS & FELL ASLEEP.WE WERE ASTONISHED.AFTER SOME TIME HE WOKE UP.......PEED & PISSED IN ALL THE ROOMS,TORE THE PILLOW,CUT THE CURTAINS AND CHEWED MY NEW SHOE & I GREW FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I RAN AFTER HIM BUT HE ESCAPED.............HE TOOK THE SHOE UNDER THE BED!!!THEN I CALMED DOWN & WENT TO THE OTHER ROOM...........HE CAME RUNNING TO ME ...............I COULD NOT SCOLD HIM FOR WHAT HE HAD DONE AS HE STARED AT ME WITH HIS BLACK BEADY EYES...........I JUST STARED AT HIM ..........AND CUDDLED HIM.........THEN HE HAD HIS DINNER...........THEN HE CAME RUNNING TOWARDS THE DINING ROOM...........HE THOUGHT THAT WHAT WE ATE WAS BETTER THAN WHAT HE GOT FOR DINNER ..............HE BARKED LOUDLY AT US..............AND WE WERE FORCED TO GIVE SOME PART OF OUR FOOD TOO...........!!IT WAS BED TIME & HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SLEEP ON THE BASKET WHICH I PREPARED FOR HIM WITH PILLOWS AS HIS BED......BUT NO!!!!!!!!!HE CAME RUNNING STRAIGHT AT THE BED WE SLEPT IN & SAT BESIDE ME!!MY FAMILY MEMBERS WERE SURPRISED ONCE AGAIN.THEN THAT NIGHT HE SLEPT WITH ME........ON OUR BED..........AT MIDNIGHT I HEARD A STRANGE NOISE FROM BESIDE ME I WOKE UP & SAW ORRIE WAS GIVING OUT A STRANGE NOISE AS IF HE WAS CRYING!!!!I PATTED HIS BACK & PLAYED WITH HIM FOR A WHILE........HE BEGAN WAGGING HIS TAIL & WHEN HE BECAME TIRED HE JUST FELL ASLEEP.AFTER HE DID I UNDERSTOOD THAT HE WAS CRYING BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT HE SPENT WITH ME WITHOUT HIS PARENTS..........HE WAS ONLY 2 MONTHS OLD..........I FELT PRETTY SAD FOR HIM & I FELL ASLEEP.........AGAIN THE NEXT DAT STARTED WITH HIS USUAL MISCHIEF.....IN THIS WAY 3 WEEKS PASSED AWAY & NOW HE HAS BECOME MY BEST FRIEND..........I AM VERY LUCKY TO HAVE HIM AS MY PET..........!!


MORAL:LOVE YOUR PETS!!

ANIME AND ANIME

ANIME IS SOOOO TOTALLY INTERESTING TO ME.........I THINK U MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT EACH OF MY PICTURES ARE ANIMES IN OTHER WORDS ANIMATED.I WANT TO BE A CARTOONIST WHEN I GROW UP !!

PLEASE IF U R AN ANIME FAN THEN WATCH THE CHANNEL ANIMAX............

WELL,FOR THOSE OF WHO ARE INTERESTED IN ANIME.......
TRY THIS -------
www.animewallpapers.com

YOU KNOW THERE IS A NEW ANIME CALLED "HELL GIRL" WHICH IS TOOO COOL........
THERE IS A SITE MADE ON THIS PROGRAM WHERE U CAN TYE A PERSON'S NAME & SEND HIM TO HELL......THAT MAYBE A JOKE TOO !!!

WELL,THAT'S ALL THE UPDATES I KNOW FOR MORE WATCH ANIMAX !!
I'LL TELL U THE OTHER UPDATES LATER !

LOST WIFE

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

WHY DID U CHANGE??

Why did you change?

What did I do?

We were like sisters, and now

Your face is a wall without windows, while you

Abrogate what small claims you allow.

I don't understand what undid the sweet bond

That for years yielded nothing but joy.

I am who I was, and yet you respond

As though it were my aim to annoy.

Perhaps there's no why when some untoward wind

Whips away what we hold to our hearts.

Though bitter it be to leave loved ones behind,

It remains the most precious of arts.

GROUP PICTURE

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, Theres Jennifer, shes a lawyer, or Thats Michael, Hes a doctor.

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And theres the teacher, Shes dead."

MEN TALK

My wife's an angel !!

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

STUDENT FAILS??

Why student fails in exam???????

Its not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.