ANIME AND ANIME

ANIME IS SOOOO TOTALLY INTERESTING TO ME.........I THINK U MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT EACH OF MY PICTURES ARE ANIMES IN OTHER WORDS ANIMATED.I WANT TO BE A CARTOONIST WHEN I GROW UP !!

PLEASE IF U R AN ANIME FAN THEN WATCH THE CHANNEL ANIMAX............

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YOU KNOW THERE IS A NEW ANIME CALLED "HELL GIRL" WHICH IS TOOO COOL........
THERE IS A SITE MADE ON THIS PROGRAM WHERE U CAN TYE A PERSON'S NAME & SEND HIM TO HELL......THAT MAYBE A JOKE TOO !!!

WELL,THAT'S ALL THE UPDATES I KNOW FOR MORE WATCH ANIMAX !!
I'LL TELL U THE OTHER UPDATES LATER !

LOST WIFE

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

WHY DID U CHANGE??

Why did you change?

What did I do?

We were like sisters, and now

Your face is a wall without windows, while you

Abrogate what small claims you allow.

I don't understand what undid the sweet bond

That for years yielded nothing but joy.

I am who I was, and yet you respond

As though it were my aim to annoy.

Perhaps there's no why when some untoward wind

Whips away what we hold to our hearts.

Though bitter it be to leave loved ones behind,

It remains the most precious of arts.

GROUP PICTURE

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, Theres Jennifer, shes a lawyer, or Thats Michael, Hes a doctor.

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And theres the teacher, Shes dead."

MEN TALK

My wife's an angel !!

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

STUDENT FAILS??

Why student fails in exam???????

Its not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.